Reasons Why Being a Badass is an Appriopriate Life Choice For Me

1. Feels good.
2. Good way to be cooler.
3. Sunglasses are fun.
4. I’ve taken too much shit.
5. The only down side is that people might not like me.
6. Lots of people already do not like me, so no problem there.
7. Fuck the haters.
8. My life, my choices.
9. I don’t owe anyone anything.
10. If you don’t like it, you can suck it.

That’s all folks.

That is all.