Best Spam Ever.

Hello Dear,

Love is patient and kind. Love is not jealous or boastful or proud or rude. Love does not demand its own way. Love is not irritable, and it keeps no record of when it has been wronged. It is never glad about injustice but rejoices whenever the truth wins out and endures through every circumstance.

Thank you, inbox, for the niceĀ surpriseĀ : )

SPAM e-mail

Greetings jenni rempel.
Corporation is looking for hardworking assistant in Europe.
No practice necessary – easy training possible. Great income potential.
Company will give application blank if you are interested to work.
* Must have a notebook with unlimited I-net access.
* Must have personal bank account.
* Requires good organizational skills.
* applicants must be fair and business oriented.
Operate only some hours per day. You can easy connect our work with your main work. Any person in the EU can be our agent.
Thank you for your attention.

From Coretta Ferreira

Addressing E-Mail

These are some fun ones I have come across : )

E-Mail Greetings

  • Hello _____,
  • Hi There,
  • Howdy!
  • Ahoy!
  • G’Day _____,
  • Dear _______,
  • To Whom It May Concern,
  • Greetings _______,
  • Dearest _____,
  • Aloha!

E-Mail Sign Offs

  • Cheers,
  • Warmly,
  • Sincerely,
  • Best Wishes,
  • Stay Gold!
  • Ciao,
  • Best,
  • Thanks,
  • Thank You,
  • In Jesus Name,
  • Love,
  • Kind Regards (credit to Nicole in comments yo!)

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